|Tandos is in his early twenties. He delights the world with his insights, no matter how non-relevant and idiotic they are. He has been known to be seen in bars in South OC so if you see him there, pull him aside and ask him about the penguins. Trust me, it's worth the time. And if he amuses you, buy him a corona.
Gather around boys and girls because I want to tell you a little advice from a wise man.
He sat me down and with a glint in his eyes, he told me a few words which made a lot of things about him, and life, make sense. So relax, enjoy, and don't sue him or me.